Things are gettig really bad!

[Babs1117]

Habe das gerade von meiner Freundin geschickt bekommen und wollte es Euch nicht vorenthalten Ist zwar eher amerikanisch, aber trotzem nicht schlecht:



The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



I ordered a burger at McDonald ' s, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"



CEO ' s are now playing miniature golf.



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .




Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.



McDonald ' s is selling the 1/4 ' ouncer ' .



Parents in Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children ' s names.



A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .




The Mafia is laying off judges.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



And, finally...I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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