Witze-Thread (ich find den anderen nicht)

[Babs1117]

Grad den gelesen:


Bloke walks into a brothel...
and says "I'm a bit kinky, how much for a total humiliation?"

The Madam replies "£37.50"

He replies "WOW!!!, what do I get for that?"

She says "An ENGLAND football shirt!"

[Marilyn]

hab auch einen

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Alzheimers.
Alzheimers Who?
Knock Knock.

[CEWG]

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

[CEWG]

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

[Babs1117]

auch gut! hihihi

[Nene177]

Hi Babs, danke für den Thread. Ich habe ein Büchlein mit "Old Time Jokes & Stories". Hier ist ein Witz daraus:

A man digging spuds (potatoes) in a field was approached by tourists who asked him "Where would this road bring us?". His reply was "I saw people go to America that way.".

[Babs1117]

hihihi jo, gut

[Nene177]

Eine Weisheit ebenfalls aus dem besagten Büchlein:

"Never bring an eejit with you anywhere you're going because you're sure to find one there."

[Gast12952]

A man sees a boy crying. "What's wrong? You want me to get you a priest?" "No" says the boy "I'm not in the mood for sex!"

[CEWG]

der ist böse und nicht witzig.